Mama Cat My Fourth Prison Husband: Union Parish (Farmville), Part 6 Let me tell you something that might sound small but is not small at all. After three years in prison, I sat down and took a private bathroom break for the first time. Just me. A sheet hung across a doorway. No one watching, no one walking past, no one seeing me be a human being in the most basic possible way. I sat down and I did not have to perform being okay with the situation. I could just exist for a minute, by myself, in a body that was mine. I cried a little. Or maybe I did not cry and it just felt like I was going to. I cannot fully explain what three years of no privacy does to a person except to tell you that a sheet hanging in a doorway felt like freedom. They called it the boom-boom room. I called it a miracle. Welcome to Farmville. * * * I Did Not Want to Be a Trustee Union Parish Detention Center. They call it Farmville, after the town—Farmerville, Louisiana, smaller than Claibor...